Almost a Decade Ago

I've edited this piece just a tad...

Watched My Best Friend's Wedding last night.
Lessons learned:

•Tell the object of your affection what you feel very early on. If you don’t, you will regret it.

•Don’t ever commit to stupid agreements like getting married when you reach a certain age. Though agreements like the one in the movie might be spur of the moment, it'll affect you for a lifetime, that is of course, if it takes you that much time to find a mate.

•Let loose in a karaoke bar. You may sing out of tune but you can be cute. All in the spirit of fun.

•Never lick a dick in public. Even if it is an ice sculpture.

•Never tell your parnter about the love of your life.
He will never be able to live up to the other's traits. This'll create a lot of pent-up jealousy. Though true love is secure, not all relationships can claim true love.

•Walk away.
Only when all has been said and done - and the fruits of your maneuverings are not to your liking.

•Never ever call anyone your own.
No one is proprietarily yours until that person holds you in the same context.

•Though it is wonderful to reminisce about old times, don’t let these memories cloud your reality. Experiences about romance can be overwhelming. Keep in mind that they are merely experiences now. Learn from and cherish these. Live and lead a better life. No use dwelling in the past.

•Never beg anyone to marry you.
Pathetic.